Thank you for visiting Profanity Ink

Profanity Ink has a range of fun, quality, obscene, sweary stationery, clothing, mugs & personalised items. Great unique gift ideas. Don't just think it...Profanity Ink it!!!

All items are individually gift wrapped with care.

FREE UK Postage on all orders via Royal Mail 2nd class. 

Orders £1 and under will be charged postage rate of £1.50. 

First class UK Postage available at £2.00. I will aim to have your order dispatched the same day same day if received by 3pm and the item is in stock. If the order is received after 3pm it will be dispatched the next working day.

Worldwide Postage- Standard £2.50 or Tracked & Signed £10.00.

I aim to have your order processed and dispatched within 5 working days (excluding Saturday) of receiving cleared payment. 

Payments accepted... PAYPAL OR BANK TRANSFER

Paypal: I manually 'capture' Paypal payments, so please make sure there is enough funds available for me to collect. I usually do this when your order is being collated.

Bank Transfer: Please make sure you have sent your payment after sending your order.

Bank details... Natwest. Miss S. Pope  Acc no: 89241436 Sort code: 60-03-22

Please use your name or the order number as a reference when you send payment over. 


- Add item/s to your shopping cart

- When finished click on the SHOPPING CART to process your order

- If you have a discount code please enter it under USE COUPON CODE then click APPLY COUPON. The discount will then be taken off your total. Or if you have a Gift voucher code please enter it under USE GIFT VOUCHER then click APPLY CODE.

- Next click CHECKOUT

- Register an account or as a guest. Follow each step 2-6

- Step 6 will take you to process the payment via Paypal or Bank transfer.

- Your order will then be processed and dispatched within 5 working days. 

When you see the following this is what it means...

Pending: Your order has been received.

Processing: Payment has been received and your order will be dispatched within 5 working days. 

Complete: Order has been posted. 

Failed: Please get in touch as there is an issue with your order.

Any questions please don't hesitate to contact...

Many thanks Profanity fans.
Sarah x




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